Bumper Crap

So often it seems like this sort of expression stems from people hating their own thoughts - then taking action against “themselves”. For example: religious leaders who preach about abstinence and sexual morality then turn out to be pedophiles; politicians who push for repressive laws targeting groups/categories they are Later discovered to be closeted members of; and, I’m thinking, whoever is responsible for the xenophobic/religious messages on the pictured truck subconsciously knows his core faith is poisoned. As for the political leader referenced, he is the poster-child for this kind of  hypocrisy. One example (of seemingly thousands) is he brags he’s a “stable genius” but he’s a shaky idiot.

Everyone has fears, but when they result in malignant behaviors, it’s a form of abuse to others.

So yeah, this guy is publicly lamenting his tiny dick.

Corporate Rule Rules

Corpocracy

Urban Dictionary: corpocracy (⬅️that’s a link to a nice definition)

(also a link➡️) Bloomberg article describing how SEC rules are kinda dictated by corporate rulers. Surprise?

“Pretty” Paula picked a prayer for putrid president

Pretty (nutty) Paula White (lies) now drawing a salary from US taxpayers.
https://youtu.be/5w0kSkvusjI

The right reverend is fluent speaking in tongue which should be helpful in communicating with “your favorite president”.

The right (winged) reverend White can now ply her trade as a world class con artist, not merely a nationally (in)famous heretic - and from the White House no less!

Hot Cross Un 🥐

https://nypost.com/2019/11/15/north-korea-calls-biden-a-rabid-dog-who-should-be-beaten-to-death-with-a-stick/

Probably a translation glitch, but I think Pyongyang meant to say Biden is an “unsavory snack” that “must be beaten in 2020 by a prick”.

The Un-loving prick’s response:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1196080086686011398?s=21

🎶 and we’ll have un-un-un till my daddy takes North America away... 🎶 🧨🚀💣

Ok, boomer

I fit the description of a boomer and now all you young’ns are picking on MEEE! I had no choice about when my m-m-m-mommy squirted me out. I proudly had an Impeach Nixon bumper sticker and loudly railed against Reagan - all before President Cheney and his toy shrub AND before a goodly number of yous plopped out of your own mammas. Sorry to be defensive, but isn’t it enough for me to be a creepy old has-been? While there are many boomers who clearly have Made America Not Great Ever (MANGE), here’s a few wastes of protoplasm who have had less time on Earth to be so dishonorable: Gen-Xers Tucker Carlson, Kellyanne Conway, Scott Pruitt, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, Robin Vos, Donald Trump Jr., Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Devin Nunes; Millennials Stephen Miller, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jared and Ivanka, my ex-girlfriend (well, she’s alright), Tomi Lahren, and who’d I forget due to failing memory?

Hey! How about a wall here in Wisconsin!!

Here's our man, POTUS Donald J. Trump:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/24/politics/colorado-wall-donald-trump/index.html

You know, give the guy a break! Maybe because Colorado residents understand that Californians are very un-American, Mr President is building a wall on the Colorado-California border. Maybe too, their getting a wall on the border with Alabama to deter tropical storms and hurricanes.

Our own state of Wisconsin (formerly progressive but now featuring a color of gerrymandered red) borders Illinois and Minnesota - BOTH are blue states! Where's our wall? This is an emergency Mr. Senator Ron Johnson!! Oh wait, what? He's busy buying one way travel to Vienna to be with his friends? Alright. That was below the belt. Here's more on our own homegrown RoJo...

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a29370417/ron-johnson-ukraine-aid-donald-trump/

https://climatecrocks.com/2019/10/04/treasonous-climate-denier-of-the-week-ron-johnson/

https://onewisconsinnow.org/ron-johnson/#explore

whistleblowing in the wind

From CBS News on 10/23/2019:

Top Republicans demand Democrats call whistleblower to testify publicly

This from a number of GOP Congress(almost ALL, white)men protesting impeachment inquiry depositions being conducted by three Democrat-controlled House committees in a secure room they're not allowed to be attending. Republican members of the three committees are allowed to and do attend these meetings. The "secrecy" is not FROM DEMOCRATS TO REPUBLICANS; it is in order to keep witnesses from comparing notes.

So now the three stooges, er, ranking Republican members of these committees have written a letter to Adam Schiff demanding the CIA-employed whistleblower testify. Hmm, what? These three congressmen are some dandies! Trump apologists - wait, wrong, why apologize for the best president ever - who are likely the spawn of ancestors who are both MEAN, like Heinrich Himmler,  and STUPID, well, like Donald Trump. The letter's signatories are Jim Jordan (OH), Devin Nunes (CA), and Michael McCaul (TX).

While the (thus far) anonymous whistleblower's report contributed to triggering the current impeachment inquiry, it was only reinforced as accurate by the White House-released transcript of the call it documented. The gist of the international presidential call was that President Trump was encouraging the Ukraine president to investigate dirt on Democrats while his administration suspended approved aid to the country. Since this became global news, Trump has also PUBLICLY called on a foreign government to investigate his political adversaries - PUBLICLY!! Trump has also had incendiary commentary regarding the whistleblower and their sources which has effectively angered his loyal followers - including some "very fine people" who conceivably would do harm to the whistleblower if his/her identity were known.

1). Whistleblower report confirmed accurate by WH call transcript.

2). Trump has openly committed the act that the impeachment inquiry is about.

3). Whistleblower's safety endangered if identity becomes known.

4). GOP congressional leaders demand public whistleblower testimony?

DUH!

This from the party that brought you the Iraq War based on "intelligence" that Saddam Hussein's regime still had weapons of mass destruction - which was OBVIOUSLY INCORRECT at the time and is now widely known to have been incorrect!

So let's expose the whistleblower even though their testimony has already been rendered not critical, watch as the Trump crazies kill this person, and thern we can all say, "Oh my, how awful - if only we knew!"

Moon face

“We're going to defeat socialism and put a man on the face of the moon."

Donald Trump, 10/11/2019

From HuffPost:

Trump Vows To Put A Man On The Moon. Someone Should Introduce Him To Buzz Aldrin.

A man’s face on the moon?

or a moon on a man’s face?

Sondland in Crazytown

10/8/2019, (bold by me)

From Cristina Marcos, The Hill:

Gordon Sondland, the ambassador to the European Union, was scheduled to appear for a deposition before the [House Impeachment Inquiry] committees on Tuesday until the State Department moved early in the morning to prevent his testimony.

Tweet from President Donald Trump:

"I would love to send Ambassador Sondland, a really good man and great American, to testify, but unfortunately he would be testifying before a totally compromised kangaroo court, where Republican’s rights have been taken away, and true facts are not allowed out for the public to see"

Trump’s administration blocks an appointed ambassador from testifying.

Trump complains that Democrats are not allowing facts out.

From The Oxford

dou·ble·think

/ˈdəbəlˌTHiNGk/

noun

noun: doublethink; noun: double-think

1. the acceptance of or mental capacity to accept contrary opinions or beliefs at the same time, especially as a result of political indoctrination.

A Facebook response to a friend’s question re: post-trump

Original question posed on 10/7/2019 at 8:32pm by Eddie Davis (Nick) was:
Do late-night talk show hosts have a plan for how to make jokes in the post-Donald Trump world?
After a few comments, Nick went on to comment, “I was waiting for someone to say ‘there won't be a post-Trump world’”.  My response, offered “in my great and unmatched wisdom”, is below:
Eddy Davis there won’t be post-trump! Although the tide seems to be turning a little right now, he has frequently “joked” about ruling for more than 8 years. So if he’s defeated in an election (especially a close and almost certainly contested one), what or who is going to physically remove him from the WH? Not McConnell if he’s sadly still in office; the Supreme Court - not likely. If on the other hand he leaves office for whatever reason (resign, impeachment conviction, spend more time with his family ;0), there’s already talk of some kind of Trump tv and he’d continue to incite his base - even more unchecked than now. Also, I’m sure Ivanka, Donnie Jr, and Jared are all being groomed for the emperor position - by GOP “leaders”. For those who laugh at my paranoia, I guess I USED  to be sane - thinking stuff like: “no way this super-obvious sociopathic incompetent will be elected, but he sure makes for great comedy”, and: “there’s NO WAY intelligent people (even conservatives entitled to their disagreeable opinions and this administration fulfilling their missions) could support this guy’s behavior”. Regardless of the ass clown’s destiny, his supporters aren’t going away and they are the real problem. Plenty of material will remain for comedy, sadly dark/tragic comedy.

Young Black Leaders 2019, White House

Um, the Young Black Leadership thing in the East Room makes me wonder if WH staff had the attendees drink Flint municipal water right before President🐴🤡 entertained them by deftly juggling very, very large words on the teleprompter with ad lib musings from deep within his “very, very large [ahh] brain”.  Honestly, the kids cheered so rabidly that this event had to have been a plant! Speaking of plants, I noticed President 🦇💩 brought along his pet sycophant, future former Vice President Pence, who must be proud to follow in the spoor trail of fellow Hoosier, Dan Quayle. The former US Senator who served as GHW Bush’s VP made the idea of Sara Palin as John McCain’s running mate seem viable - even bright - compared to Quayle. Past and present tense Pence now makes VP Quayle, himself, seem eerily relevant and inspired. So assuming Hot Pence was there for more than his good looks, maybe the whole Young Black Leadership setup was actually an ass-kissing class in support of future superpac “Trump Lies Matter”? Which would make a perfect title for a Kellyanne Conway memoir where she could prove that presidential alternative facts come out of the executive mouth as air, spittle, and sound waves (not to mention smell which I bet is a cheery combo of sulfur, mothballs, and Vladimir Putin’s 🍑), which is matter and is therefore real and factual. Look out Stephen Miller: I’m getting 🤪good at this 🤥👺and I’m coming for your job!

I tried watching the lengthy disturbing Fox News video mentioned here, but I had to rest after mopping up the mess caused by my brain exploding.🤯 So I’m offering up opinions and conclusions here without taking the whole thing in - just like nearly all Congress members relating to the Mueller Report. 

Mt Rushmore?

Ha! Speaking of Reagan, who USED to be the most ignorant modern POTUS (a little unfair because he had Alzheimers, but he was no stable genius when healthy anyway), there have long been calls to add him to Mt Rushmore. While this national monument can’t get any cheesier even with the addition of Ronnie, here’s a better idea: build a new monument for GOP presidents who have been so good to the ultra-rich. Start with Ronnie and, of course, Donnie. Call it “Moron Richmore”, and site it at Jacumba Peak very near the US-Mexico border (where it would be really hard to build a wall, btw). However, instead of leaving it a mountain, using the surface mining technique of mountain removal (get all that safe and healthy carbon based fuel out), make it into a giant pit of scorched earth. Dig deep enough to expose boiling pits of molten rock so the color approximates Pres. Trump’s radiant complexion. Leave enough massive boulders to inspire future generations’ understanding of the honored leaders’ “very very large (uh) b(uh)rain[s]” that governed the policies which are leading to our descendants’ ongoing need to wear hazmat gear - since they will not likely be among the wealthiest 0.01 % who can afford to live on the relatively temperate Planet Mars. Or even on the planet formerly known as Uranus, by then renamed “Youranus” as a result of the Trump Library and the Trump-family tomb placements there. Moron Richmore should also incorporate “extras” like a theme park with attractions such as “Treason Island”, and a giant shredder disguised as an IRS tax return center. Plus an onsite resort called “Putin on the Ritz” where all beds have waterproof sheets and shower stalls have grab bars shaped like kittens. The restaurant would be named “The White Supremacy House” with racially segregated customer seating and the motto reassures, “There’s very fine people on both sides”. Menu selections on the white side might include crow, the customers’ young, a tough pill, their conscience, more; the “non-Aryan” section’s menu items could include shithole-country fried stake (in your heart), fresh effluvium prepared in the restaurant’s other section (comes with a shingle), a 🍑, Stephen Miller’s sensibilities (low cal), Mitch McConnell’s soul (no cal). Throughout Moron Richmore, visitors will find environment friendly trash receptacles specifically for any or all of the US Constitution (sorry, not the second amendment), absolutely everything with the word “Obama” or “McCain” on it, as well as anything at all that represents reality-based truth. In addition to statuary featuring worldwide tyrannical despots and others who gave so much of others lives in support of a wide spectrum of xenophobia and hatred, the scorched earth monument will also be rife with commemorative plaques honoring American patriots who served in order to create even greater wealth disparity, smart gerrymandering (“Alexa, make sure people of color’s votes don’t count”), continual availability of state-sourced propaganda and “alternative facts”, dismantling of any/all protections for the environment, any/all living organisms (except cells formed by conception - up until birth), much more. Besides the US Presidents designated for eternal shame and damnation by larger-than-life Mt. Rushmore-like shrines to their respective demolition of American life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, there are a number of potential dis-honorees: McConnell, sycophant homophobe Mike Pence, Devil Nunes, Gym Jordan, Steve King (the scary one), ever-irrelevant Rick Santorum, very funny Rudy “Can’t make this up” Giuliani, Darth Cheney and his puppets, Dubya (sorry George, gotta be a real pres for a commemorative magma pit) and siblingphobic spawn Liz, retired and just as effective now as when he was speaker Paul Ryan-Munster, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway, Scott Pruitt, Ryan Zinke, Betsy DeVoss, Wilbur Ross, Sonny Perdue, so many deserving for their disservice...

So yeah, the only trickle down I’m getting is because of BPH.

free tuition at public colleges?

i wrote this on 9/8 but apparently too scared to share on social media:

How much is a year’s tuition in other shit-hole countries though? (reference “shithole country”: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shithole%20country ). Rhetorical question regarding state-funded post-secondary education at state-owned institutions: “WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THAT?” and some POSSIBLE RESPONSES: 

• Asked and answered many decades ago as Education Reform became prevalent enough to where Americans TAKE TAXPAYER-FUNDED K-12 PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR GRANTED (get it? literal?) as they will one day take post-secondary for granted. I’m not sure about the details because all I learned in public school was how to apply for entitlements. Nowadays, it looks like the K-12 curriculum has expanded to also include honoring the freedom Americans enjoy possessing and discharging firearms with humble thanks to The US Constitution’s 2nd Amendment and the NRA’s undying generosity. Other answers that seem to be along similar lines, “Who’s gonna pay for building and maintaining roads to drive on?”, “Who’s going to pay for defending and protecting the US from enemies of the people and natural disasters (unrelated to Global “just-right-thank-you” Warming), like police, firefighters, soldiers, etc. 
• On weeks that begin with a SUNDAY, MEXICO WILL PAY (“true” story: they’re begging the White House to pay even MORE than is needed because they feel guilty about dropping the WALL BALL, but cooler heads are prevailing in DC with the stable of stable geniuses holding out for any Mexican WALL remuneration (not a typo, look it up; I guess Mr I-Sure-Know-My-American-Words is also too embarrassed to correct Siri) come from Taco Bell drive-thru sales at the Mas Grande windows featured every mile of WALL. On weeks that begin on HAYDAYS, heroic-give-it-up-for-WALL-Street-FARMERS (see the WALL in there? Coincidence? or deep state!?) will turn over all assets to ALL-AMERICAN banks, insurance corporations, venture capitalists, heirs to New York City real estate tycoons, big-pharma-bad-karma corporations, etc - who will, in turn and after remunerating proceeds to top executives, “owned” politicians (never gonna forget you, Mitch), and foreign strongmen who are completely out of their minds and/or who possess a not so discrete pee-pee tape, etc. Also, has anyone noticed that the word “trending” has been trending while “viral” goes viral nearly everyday?

Whiners ARE Great Patriots

Buy local while "local" at least means from the USA!

From Huffpost:

"Net farm income in America has plunged by nearly half over the last five years from $123.4 billion in 2013 to $63 billion last year. It plummeted by 16% last year alone, Time reports. Farmers have filed a record number of bankruptcies since the start of Trump’s trade war with China."

Farmers Reel After Sonny Perdue Mocks Them As ‘Whiners’ Amid Trade War Bankruptcies

Minnesota Farmers Union president calls the agriculture secretary’s dig “very insensitive. It took everyone by surprise.”

Stephen King’s (https://twitter.com/StephenKing)
scary nightmares are no longer fiction:
A brief interview of Stephen King
(Watch it; it’s worth it!)
Seriously!! Plus, for the first time since high school, I’m reading 1984. Every day lately I take in the news then I “take a break” and enjoy George Orwell’s brilliant tale of dystopia.



So many similarities to real life! Whoops, hard to tell what’s real - or not; real life is what Purrr-esident (not everyone will get that - it's okay) Trump tells us.

The link above is from (failing) Time Magazine. But but but: Time, Inc is now owned by tech billionaire, Marc Benioff, who supported Crooked Hillary (reference 1984 character, Emanuel Goldstein, the ruling party’s personification of evil and object of the mandatory daily “Two Minutes Hate” video experience - “lock her up”, popular chant of American d-bags). Benioff is also a philanthropic and active supporter of LGBT rights, workplace gender equality, building/expanding children’s hospitals, cleaning oceans, on and on - how can you trust a guy like this? Didn’t see if his charitable foundation donated a portrait of himself to a commercial enterprise owned by and named for himself, like a REAL MAN would! (also: see this)

Oh, right? All of you single-issue, shameful, pan-fidelity  (made that word up to cover Kellyanne Conway “alternative facts” believers), xenophobic, and otherwise fine intelligent people—along with your dim and/or nasty cult partners: I shouldn’t believe what I read. Ironic, but I feel better already (mmm, Kool-Aid). So I’m trying to subscribe to Kim Jong Un’s newsletter, Un of a Gun; love him! I’m also on the library’s hold list for the latest (state-owned) publication by Putin on the Ritz (Carlton): Trump International Pee Times. (Siri! Tee Times).  Check out:
https://www.trumpgolfdubai.com/tee-times
Surprise! Not that he’ll ever toot his own horn, but the Commander-in-Chief (hey, wasn’t Elizabeth Warren’s dad a chief?)...

...(or was that Earl Warren?)
...has business interests all over the planet - even in the United Arab Emirates, where that Trump International Golf Course - Dubai is located.
Wow so successful a business man! Sidenote: I wish I hadn’t squandered the $400,000,000 my dad gave me. And now, he's my favorite purrresident AND he's making sure his business interests (and therefore American lives *related to him) are secure in the UAE - in a nation-to-nation kind of way!

Yes, this is too long for my simian 🐵 attention span too!

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whinedine

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