free tuition at public colleges?

i wrote this on 9/8 but apparently too scared to share on social media:

How much is a year’s tuition in other shit-hole countries though? (reference “shithole country”: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shithole%20country ). Rhetorical question regarding state-funded post-secondary education at state-owned institutions: “WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THAT?” and some POSSIBLE RESPONSES: 

• Asked and answered many decades ago as Education Reform became prevalent enough to where Americans TAKE TAXPAYER-FUNDED K-12 PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR GRANTED (get it? literal?) as they will one day take post-secondary for granted. I’m not sure about the details because all I learned in public school was how to apply for entitlements. Nowadays, it looks like the K-12 curriculum has expanded to also include honoring the freedom Americans enjoy possessing and discharging firearms with humble thanks to The US Constitution’s 2nd Amendment and the NRA’s undying generosity. Other answers that seem to be along similar lines, “Who’s gonna pay for building and maintaining roads to drive on?”, “Who’s going to pay for defending and protecting the US from enemies of the people and natural disasters (unrelated to Global “just-right-thank-you” Warming), like police, firefighters, soldiers, etc. 
• On weeks that begin with a SUNDAY, MEXICO WILL PAY (“true” story: they’re begging the White House to pay even MORE than is needed because they feel guilty about dropping the WALL BALL, but cooler heads are prevailing in DC with the stable of stable geniuses holding out for any Mexican WALL remuneration (not a typo, look it up; I guess Mr I-Sure-Know-My-American-Words is also too embarrassed to correct Siri) come from Taco Bell drive-thru sales at the Mas Grande windows featured every mile of WALL. On weeks that begin on HAYDAYS, heroic-give-it-up-for-WALL-Street-FARMERS (see the WALL in there? Coincidence? or deep state!?) will turn over all assets to ALL-AMERICAN banks, insurance corporations, venture capitalists, heirs to New York City real estate tycoons, big-pharma-bad-karma corporations, etc - who will, in turn and after remunerating proceeds to top executives, “owned” politicians (never gonna forget you, Mitch), and foreign strongmen who are completely out of their minds and/or who possess a not so discrete pee-pee tape, etc. Also, has anyone noticed that the word “trending” has been trending while “viral” goes viral nearly everyday?