I fit the description of a boomer and now all you young’ns are picking on MEEE! I had no choice about when my m-m-m-mommy squirted me out. I proudly had an Impeach Nixon bumper sticker and loudly railed against Reagan - all before President Cheney and his toy shrub AND before a goodly number of yous plopped out of your own mammas. Sorry to be defensive, but isn’t it enough for me to be a creepy old has-been? While there are many boomers who clearly have Made America Not Great Ever (MANGE), here’s a few wastes of protoplasm who have had less time on Earth to be so dishonorable: Gen-Xers Tucker Carlson, Kellyanne Conway, Scott Pruitt, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, Robin Vos, Donald Trump Jr., Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Devin Nunes; Millennials Stephen Miller, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jared and Ivanka, my ex-girlfriend (well, she’s alright), Tomi Lahren, and who’d I forget due to failing memory?
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