Monday, August 5, 2019

Stephen King’s (https://twitter.com/StephenKing)
scary nightmares are no longer fiction:
A brief interview of Stephen King
(Watch it; it’s worth it!)
Seriously!! Plus, for the first time since high school, I’m reading 1984. Every day lately I take in the news then I “take a break” and enjoy George Orwell’s brilliant tale of dystopia.

So many similarities to real life! Whoops, hard to tell what’s real - or not; real life is what Purrr-esident (not everyone will get that - it's okay) Trump tells us.

The link above is from (failing) Time Magazine. But but but: Time, Inc is now owned by tech billionaire, Marc Benioff, who supported Crooked Hillary (reference 1984 character, Emanuel Goldstein, the ruling party’s personification of evil and object of the mandatory daily “Two Minutes Hate” video experience - “lock her up”, popular chant of American d-bags). Benioff is also a philanthropic and active supporter of LGBT rights, workplace gender equality, building/expanding children’s hospitals, cleaning oceans, on and on - how can you trust a guy like this? Didn’t see if his charitable foundation donated a portrait of himself to a commercial enterprise owned by and named for himself, like a REAL MAN would! (also: see this)

Oh, right? All of you single-issue, shameful, pan-fidelity  (made that word up to cover Kellyanne Conway “alternative facts” believers), xenophobic, and otherwise fine intelligent people—along with your dim and/or nasty cult partners: I shouldn’t believe what I read. Ironic, but I feel better already (mmm, Kool-Aid). So I’m trying to subscribe to Kim Jong Un’s newsletter, Un of a Gun; love him! I’m also on the library’s hold list for the latest (state-owned) publication by Putin on the Ritz (Carlton): Trump International Pee Times. (Siri! Tee Times).  Check out:
https://www.trumpgolfdubai.com/tee-times
Surprise! Not that he’ll ever toot his own horn, but the Commander-in-Chief (hey, wasn’t Elizabeth Warren’s dad a chief?)...
...(or was that Earl Warren?)
...has business interests all over the planet - even in the United Arab Emirates, where that Trump International Golf Course - Dubai is located.
Wow so successful a business man! Sidenote: I wish I hadn’t squandered the $400,000,000 my dad gave me. And now, he's my favorite purrresident AND he's making sure his business interests (and therefore American lives *related to him) are secure in the UAE - in a nation-to-nation kind of way!

Yes, this is too long for my simian 🐵 attention span too!

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