Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Bumper Crap


So often it seems like this sort of expression stems from people hating their own thoughts - then taking action against “themselves”. For example: religious leaders who preach about abstinence and sexual morality then turn out to be pedophiles; politicians who push for repressive laws targeting groups/categories they are Later discovered to be closeted members of; and, I’m thinking, whoever is responsible for the xenophobic/religious messages on the pictured truck subconsciously knows his core faith is poisoned. As for the political leader referenced, he is the poster-child for this kind of  hypocrisy. One example (of seemingly thousands) is he brags he’s a “stable genius” but he’s a shaky idiot.
Everyone has fears, but when they result in malignant behaviors, it’s a form of abuse to others.
So yeah, this guy is publicly lamenting his tiny dick.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Corporate Rule Rules

Corpocracy

Urban Dictionary: corpocracy (⬅️that’s a link to a nice definition)

(also a link➡️) Bloomberg article describing how SEC rules are kinda dictated by corporate rulers. Surprise?

“Pretty” Paula picked a prayer for putrid president

Pretty (nutty) Paula White (lies) now drawing a salary from US taxpayers.
https://youtu.be/5w0kSkvusjI

The right reverend is fluent speaking in tongue which should be helpful in communicating with “your favorite president”.

The right (winged) reverend White can now ply her trade as a world class con artist, not merely a nationally (in)famous heretic - and from the White House no less!


Sunday, November 17, 2019

Hot Cross Un ๐Ÿฅ


Probably a translation glitch, but I think Pyongyang meant to say Biden is an “unsavory snack” that “must be beaten in 2020 by a prick”.

The Un-loving prick’s response:

๐ŸŽถ and we’ll have un-un-un till my daddy takes North America away... ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฃ

Saturday, November 9, 2019

Ok, boomer

I fit the description of a boomer and now all you young’ns are picking on MEEE! I had no choice about when my m-m-m-mommy squirted me out. I proudly had an Impeach Nixon bumper sticker and loudly railed against Reagan - all before President Cheney and his toy shrub AND before a goodly number of yous plopped out of your own mammas. Sorry to be defensive, but isn’t it enough for me to be a creepy old has-been? While there are many boomers who clearly have Made America Not Great Ever (MANGE), here’s a few wastes of protoplasm who have had less time on Earth to be so dishonorable: Gen-Xers Tucker Carlson, Kellyanne Conway, Scott Pruitt, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, Robin Vos, Donald Trump Jr., Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Devin Nunes; Millennials Stephen Miller, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Jared and Ivanka, my ex-girlfriend (well, she’s alright), Tomi Lahren, and who’d I forget due to failing memory?